A homeless person in a house with internet and not really homeless but needs a job application

Well you see I understand that this is the application part of the forum. I would like a job. I would love to come to work everyday. Although I would appreciate more than a minimum wage. Also I would like to take part in something that would not have me behind a desk or on a computer all day. I have friendly person skills and am attempting to get super ripped. If you accept me you wont regret it(no promises). I am not a nazi. I think that what this game needs is less nazis. I am your only hope kind of like optimus prime in transformers 2. Btw speaking of transformers 2 did anyone else notice that megan fox is being replaced? Back on subject now I need a job so I am not homeless in my home.